Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

Tonkey

A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.

I am giving my poodle a Tonkey.

by Jwhite December 16, 2013

tokeytokerson

A person who smokes entirely too much pot. The stoner where it is impossible to see them sober, smell them without their fragrance, or see white in their eyes.

I am never smokin' with tokeytokerson again unless I feel like sleepin for the next three days after.

by Tokinmop March 20, 2010

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

Tooky

An extremely gorgeous girl , with a pie that tastes incredible. She also is an amazing mother and friend.

Damn what the heck that white boy do to land a baby mama like that she's tooky

by Itsbabydaddy October 15, 2017

Tooken

When you tried to invend another Form for taken to sound gangster as a kid and I didn't worked out for you

My Phone was tooken

by Sarerov August 28, 2018

Tooken

This word IS a word. Another word for taken, took.

His mom probably tooken his phone.

by Sammy1345 October 18, 2019