Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

toolin

Acting and or dressing like a tool.

Toolin.
Graphic tees such as Ed Hardy and Affliction.
Spiking hair.
Repediatley using words like hella.
Gym, tan, laundry.

by Sbatt93 May 9, 2010

Tooling On

To show someone up who is being a tool.

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.

by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Tonging

It's like scissoring but for fat people.

Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.

by cornholio37 June 7, 2016