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Toofus

A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.
"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"
by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
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tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
by andrewn September 17, 2013
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Tootsie Roll Stroll

noun.

1. During sexual intercourse, the moment when the man's penis slips out of the woman's vagina and passes against the anus. He proceeds to slide it in without any objection. He is now performing anal sex, & strolling down her brown hole.

2. Casual anal sex
Trevor: Man, had a really great night with my girlfriend last night.

Alex: Sounds lame, Trev.

Trevor: No, dude. She finally take that Tootsie Roll Stroll.

Alex: Damn, T. Great night indeed!
by maximillion September 3, 2013
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Tooshin’

Why is u tooshin
Ricardo: Man ughhhhhh I wanna go to the park pleaseee moans*
Guy: why is u tooshin’
by gurpoop October 6, 2020
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tooshie lingus

by kelly January 17, 2004
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TOFOs

Noun: A derogatory name given to people who cant win a duel in a well known PC game called Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction without the help of his/her friends and many of them. These people are easily killed one on one.
Anthony: "Man don't go in that game Carl"

Carl: "Why?"

Anthony: "There are a bunch of TOFOs there. They wouldn't stop teaming up on me so I could get a fair fight."

Carl: "Damn TOFOs always ruining a perfect game"

Anthony: "I was whooping their asses until they called for their buddies to help them."
by Amazeme1 August 8, 2011
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Tootsie Popper

A person that takes someone's anal virginity.
He was Sharon's tootsie popper
by T-Rod Money Pubes October 14, 2013
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