Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh

defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"

by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh

"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!

The tall bald Jonny of Borlase School

by Dan da Man January 28, 2005

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004