(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
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"Bro! Did you see the pictures from the Tooga Bree organized for us Thursday? Ian was passed out drunk face down on the fake palm tree!"
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A Saturday night block on Adult Swim (formerly Cartoon Network) that broadcasts anime to all the kids who're staying up without their parents' permission and adults who want to see some titties. Best known for its' host, an incredibly sexy robot named TOM who attracts an audience of 13-year-old females that're now horny for his sexy-ass build. (Believe it or not, he was even more sexier at one point in the CN run.)
Currently showing Dragon Ball Z Kai (what the poor 25% of young female audiences who aren't turned on by TOM and thus need help get off to, has lots of screaming), One Punch Man (a show about a Marty Stu named Saitama who does Marty Stu things with the constant "I Just Want to Be Normal" cliché), Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans (giant robots), Hunter x Hunter (a Naruto ripoff starring a blatant Ash Ketchum ripoff who runs around fighting people older than him), Naruto Shippuden (the actual Naruto, just a ninja doing ninja things), One Piece (a bunch of pirates eating fruit and getting magical powers and finding treasure and fighting zombies), and Parasyte -the maxim- (a guy whose arm has a mind of its own and thus fucks shit up).
They announced that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (a guy fighting a male version of Sakuya Izayoi with plenty of ORAORAORAORAORA) is airing on Toonami this October, but we're all waiting for The Intruder III to air in November so we can finally kill the Shogo 162 era. Everybody watched the second just for TOM's arm being rendered useless!
Currently showing Dragon Ball Z Kai (what the poor 25% of young female audiences who aren't turned on by TOM and thus need help get off to, has lots of screaming), One Punch Man (a show about a Marty Stu named Saitama who does Marty Stu things with the constant "I Just Want to Be Normal" cliché), Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans (giant robots), Hunter x Hunter (a Naruto ripoff starring a blatant Ash Ketchum ripoff who runs around fighting people older than him), Naruto Shippuden (the actual Naruto, just a ninja doing ninja things), One Piece (a bunch of pirates eating fruit and getting magical powers and finding treasure and fighting zombies), and Parasyte -the maxim- (a guy whose arm has a mind of its own and thus fucks shit up).
They announced that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (a guy fighting a male version of Sakuya Izayoi with plenty of ORAORAORAORAORA) is airing on Toonami this October, but we're all waiting for The Intruder III to air in November so we can finally kill the Shogo 162 era. Everybody watched the second just for TOM's arm being rendered useless!
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