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Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"
by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020
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toddlers

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)
"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"
by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023
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Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers
Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.
by just_star July 29, 2022
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Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
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toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything
man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from
by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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