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Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
by Dooley July 12, 2006
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toddlerection

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.
Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.
by W00glin December 16, 2008
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Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Toddler Style

Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.

1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.

2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.

Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 11, 2009
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Todd Van Poppel money

Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.
John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.

Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.
by Butters06 June 9, 2009
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toddlerist

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
by jshsahm July 30, 2012
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toddty

Person: Why is toddty so yellow?
Other person: cause he's pure Asian duuuude
by Tubzruleskrubsdrool February 23, 2018
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