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by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015
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shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.
by The crippy June 18, 2016
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Toasted Dweane Palace

–noun
1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.
Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"

Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."
by G.Sweet January 26, 2009
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Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.
"Man you just got toasted!"
by Bman111 December 1, 2016
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Toasted Head

When you get head while being toasted (aka high)
Person One: Can I get another bong rip?
Person Two: Don't you have a date later?
Person One: Yeah dude, gonna get some toasted head!
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
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dick toasted waffle

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015
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