Tiare

A Tiare is the most perfect girl on the planet. She is smart; kind; and everyone loves her and wants to be her friend, or just like her when they grow up. Her love is passionate and sexy. She leaves men wanting more, and women questioning their sexuality by how gorgeous she is.

If you ever have the chance of dating a Tiare, never let her go. She is so rare it’s insane. Once you meet her you will never be the same again.

*Tiare walks into a room*
Boy: “I’m going to marry that girl.. I’ll kill anyone who gets in my way”

by provoallstarsamirite January 12, 2020

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Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

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Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

by Ali bongo January 18, 2010

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Estimated Time of Carrival

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

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