ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally

$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare

by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010

New York Times

Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.

Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.

by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021

Good Times

A sitcom I grew up watching.

To this day. I still watch Good Times

by Saints June 26, 2004

Timeshare pussy

Hookers

Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."

by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017

Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.

The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.

by Fasters January 26, 2022

Mass times Acceleration

Force

Force=Mass Times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010

extreme times

This is said by radio personalities and news casters to describe the hardships that we are all enduring throughout the Covid-19 pandemic.

The radio guy said that through these extreme times we are all in this together and that we will beat this virus if we just self quarantine.

by JoeyBomm April 28, 2020