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Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.
I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.
by lucentabella May 16, 2009
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pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
by Testudines69 January 16, 2011
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Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.
We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.
by wca June 10, 2011
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Pet Simulator

An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.
Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside
by Le Doomed July 30, 2021
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Pet Iguana

Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.
Girl, yesterday this fool showed me his pet iguana in the bathroom!!
by Prazzo July 16, 2009
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Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed
by slurber November 24, 2009
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Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.
Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.
by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013
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