Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.

Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.

by NilBilly April 8, 2010

witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

by emilygoo July 27, 2006

witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)

damn G, you are clean wit it

by Le Messiah September 29, 2020

Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".

John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)

by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011

Trump’s Witnesses

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

by Fasters January 14, 2023

Keyboardcat Witness

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.

He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.

by ravenmsb June 24, 2009