Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.

You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

by GunsFreedomLibertyTruth.Gun December 16, 2022

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

dusty wheelchair

The nastiest Spread position imaginable!

My favorite sex position is the dusty wheelchair.

by Blunt Slut April 30, 2016

Dick Wheelchair

A vehicle that has been upgraded, painted, lifted, lowered, altered in a way that makes it appear the owner is compensating for something, or likely has dysfunctional genitalia.

Look at the size of that lifted, loud truck. Must have needed a Dick Wheelchair.

by fattylov September 14, 2023

Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".

You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.

by SHAMsee October 8, 2018

Dwight's Wheelchair

This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.

Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.

by LastlyFirstly August 23, 2014