Trial of Sol

When you have major sleep issues and can't sleep, so as an attempt of trying to fix your sleep cycle, you decide to stay awake the WHOLE day and sleep at a "normal time" the next day, without the use of 'cheats' or stay awake serums.

The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?

"Hey John, just finished a Trial of Sol yesterday!"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"

"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"

by Kuaqe January 30, 2025

The Trial

You said you would stream the trial... I said "You are not going to stream that trial if they mention me and you damn well know it." I was right! Again.

Hym "I feel like I have more legal options here than I'm being presented with- Oh! Or maybe you CAN'T! Because of the COPYRIGHT! Are your guys LITERALLY unable to talk about it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHAHA! Oh shit! No, yeah, that's pretty funny! Cus you said you were going to post the trial and and I'm like "Bullshit, not if it mentions me!" And maybe you LITERALLY can't for that reason. That's hilarious! Wait... What are some of the other possible implications of this copyright thing..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Trial

Of shit hey Jordan's trial "Canadian Constitution Federation" Youtube channel is covering it now. Go watch it.... And give me one million dollars..... But to watch it first. Go see the thing..... Ok, you don't have to give me one million dollars. But you do have to watch the thing.

Hym "So the Trial of Jordan Benazir Peterson has begun. IT HAS BEGUN!!! And it's an interesting case about 'peripheral abstract harm.' Does his presence on the internet, rather, does Jordan Peterson spreading his ethos do some kind of peripheral abstract harm in the SAME WAY that he believes adopting his ethos has a peripheral abstract positive effect on the broader community and the rest of the world? Does he compromise the integrity of the field of psychology by lambasting public some HE EXPLICITLY BELIEVES IS MENTALLY ILL (Specifically affected by dender) and accusing them of 'corrupting the kids?' Especially in the context of the fact that he DOES often appeal to his profession to lend to the credibility of his propositions. Will they take punitive action? Find out now! Go... Go... Watch the thing.... I told you to watch it... Go look at the thing................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Why are you still here? I told you to go watch the thing.... Get it? It's like a Deadpool... I'm not in a robe.... I'm nude.... Picture it.... You see it? Ok... GAY!!! Why would you do that? Why would you picture a grown ass man naked you freak!? Get out of here pervert!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

The Trial

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.

Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.

Your Trial Has Expired, What?

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen

The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.

by Lurker who hasn't yet joined Lexicon December 24, 2008

Trial by Heat

On a warm summers day shutting all windows on the car and turning the heaters up to full whack seeing who can with stand the heat for the longest

‘Why are you sweating so much is the air con broke?’
‘Nah mate, Trial by Heat’

by Little Jaffa Cakes July 25, 2019