Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.

I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.

by The Real Driller June 12, 2022

big sticker

A person walking the streets that is dressed very nice- so nice that you would hire them.

Harold: Wow! Look at that big sticker, Carolyn!
Carolyn: Dang flabbit! I would hire that big sticker!

by Ave nylorac June 6, 2017

ripping the sticker

When your scrotum gets stuck to the inside of your thighs and it needs to be peeled off.

Ripping the sticker is uncomfortable but feels way better after.

by Memely_dayz December 25, 2020

Pot Sticker

Before, and even after flushing the toilet, a pot sticker is the shit that remains stuck to the inner toilet bowl after taking a messy, power shit.

Upon entering the stall at his local all you can eat buffet, Russ was horrified by the pot stickers in not only one, but all three stalls within the bathroom.

by Left Over Pot Sticker April 16, 2009

Crip Sticker

A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.

Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 14, 2010

pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).

"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."

by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007