Bumping Rods

The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.

Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.

Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.

by Spoonyt69 March 25, 2022

Rod wave

The motha fucken goat we all love his music and love him

Rod wave music is amazing😩.

by rodstan March 29, 2023

A-Rod

someone who think they are as speshul as Anthony Rodriguez, some even have the sme name and use the nickname

hes being such an A-rod

by Steve Ugarte December 1, 2006

GET ROD

Get rod is a term that refers to "go fuck yourself"

Yo bro, I was chill but then this bro got wild it was unchill so I told him to GET ROD. It was chill

by The Pabs September 28, 2010

Numb Rod

Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.

Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)

by Coolboarder July 26, 2006

rod of life

Male reproductive organ

I disperce onto thyne face, from my rod of life, my fine seed.

by ChrisTheDog August 4, 2010

Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.

Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.

by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016