Rules of the internet

Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.

Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*

by ihvftyh February 19, 2021

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022

sarcasm on the internet

Sarcasm on the internet is like winking on the phone.

On chat...

Girl: I really like you.
Boy1: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy2 PM-ing to Boy1: Watch out, remember the sarcasm on the internet thing.

by Barracuda47 October 1, 2008

Mad On The Internet

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.

People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.

by Fungusmonk July 25, 2011

The dress that broke the internet

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015

Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.

So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies

by fluffypenis August 13, 2017

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004