Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021

homiesexual

homiesexual is when you are attracted to your homie but without socks and very much homo

bro i think mikey homiesexual because he keeps on kissing me goodnight without socks

by marklikessharks December 10, 2023

The Homiesexuals

The Homiesexuals are a group of friends that are the G.O.A.T they there for each other no matter what and they’re not gay they are just Homiesexual

Bro you hear about the Homiesexuals they so goated

by shanfha September 22, 2021

homiesexual

A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.

someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu

by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022

homiesexual

a predator

yo i like kids!

bro thats homiesexual

by ecasadfadsf January 28, 2022

Homiesexual

When you would partake in favors for one of the homeboys which can become sexual but would not be considered homosexual but homiesexual.

Craig:Aye wassup bro you know that favor I asked for like 30 mins. ago
Jon:Aye bro c'mon man just chill man
Brody:man he said to do it you gotta do it yall homeboys
Craig:CMON NIGGA YOU SAID YOU WAS FINNA GONNA DO IT
Jon:I DONT WANNA BE IN AN ORGY
Brody:FUCKING DO IT
Jon:Dammit it's in the bro code I can't not do it

We all homiesexual round these parts

FIN

by SecksMan69420 June 30, 2018

Homiesexual

When you are in love with your homie and wanna raw dog him

Man I am homiesexual for Ethan

by TheBigGinge September 20, 2021