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Thanksgiving

The best feast and poop of the year.
Finally, Thanksgiving! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea!
by sweetasslil November 24, 2006
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Thanksgiving Dinner

When a hot lunch consisting of hot turkey and mashed potatos is purchased from a local high school. Katie is placed on a counter in the canine position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravey is poured on her.
I'm gunna try to give Katie the Thanksgiving Dinner after the prom
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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Thanksgiving

I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.
by iono November 25, 2004
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thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
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Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.
I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!
by wallabeezy May 16, 2011
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thanksgiving

thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK
dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^
by credit goes to someone else December 28, 2005
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Thanksgiving elbow

The fat roll that hangs down past the elbow.
"Naw man, we ain't eatin there she ain't got that Thanksgiving Elbow. You can tell she can't cook."
by Olekarlthesparkey May 3, 2018
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