textbook pussy

When a woman's pussy looks so perfect, it looks like you're looking at a textbook version.

"Man, I went down on her last night and I couldn't stop looking at her perfect plump pussy. She got a textbook pussy."

by pussssym December 17, 2011

texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007

textbook ghetto

A person that acts EXACTLY as how the media depicts people living in the inner city community. Unlike "a textbook case of ghettoism," textbook ghetto is usually seen in teens that are living in suburbs or upper high class neighborhoods who have never stepped foot in a ghetto; and is mostly the exaggerated version of the actual, since the media distorts reallity.

Chris: Hey! Why is John wearing extra baggy pants below his wang, Air Jordans, long plain white t-shirt, and a big cap?
Neal: Damn it! He must've caught that bug that's going around: textbook ghetto.

by Neal A. Williams November 8, 2007

textpology

An apology sent via text message.

Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing

After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting

by katiebuggers November 23, 2009

textbook

A combonation of texting and facebook. Parents think you are studying, but your really texting and using facebook.

Mom: Are you studying?

Some kid: Yes, I'm using my "textbook"

by smartass97 May 18, 2010