rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.

Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.

by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009

Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.

Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*

by IHitTheCornersOfRoundTables. July 15, 2010

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

tetons

huge love muffins on a woman. also known as big boobs.

"Look at that chicks tetons! i wanna ride my midnight express through them mountains of looove!"

by Baggot October 13, 2004

texting class

this is a class in which the teacher is so boring that every student ends up texting in the middle of it..

Jack : Lele Where are you coming from?
Lele: Texting class, i had 2 periods of it.

by mulele simasiku March 4, 2009

Compulsive Texting Disorder

(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.

Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."

Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."

Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."

Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"

by Charlotte's Tangled Web August 4, 2008

Cross-texting

When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.

Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????

Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............

by PV9685 December 28, 2011