tensaye

bitch ass nigga that eats too much fried chicken

wow that tensaye turnt up too much last night, she ate 10000 buckets of fried chicken

by ashunfgt69 February 20, 2015

Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

xxx tentacles

For people who dont know how to say xxxtentacion, just call it xxx tentacles

person one: How do you say that one rappers name?
person two: Oh, I dont know, but i just call him xxx tentacles

by HeyItsMyGuy January 11, 2019

Testacuzzi

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.

Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"

by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011

Tentacle Pit

Tentacle pits are common elements in things like hentai (obviously, tentacle hentai). A tentacle pit is a monster that resemble a small place full of tentacles, that's why it's called tentacle pit. It's basically a pit full of tentacles.

Gosh, I hate tentacle hentai. Yesterday I watched a anime without knowing it was a hentai, and it had a scene where a girl got trapped into a tentacle pit and were raped by the tentacles. Disgusting.

by mandycandysss August 1, 2021

tentacle rape

when a hot hentai chick gets raped by tentacles duh

I'd love to tell one of the best free tentacle sex stories. Once a girl went to visit her friend who lived far away from famous river. When the sexy hentai girl reached the bridge she met a real tentacle monster! It was an ugly and brutal creature that loves sweet babe's pussies. It suddenly attacks the girl and twines her so fiercely. Our sexy teen babe is shocked of reality. But there is no time to think! The monster prepared to give this horny bitch a real tentacles fuck ride! Adorable pretty girl tries to resist tentacle rape hentai action but every motion hurts. Soon babe stopped to fight and got top pleasure of hard tentacle fuck that she had firstly in her life!

by lonewolf1337 January 10, 2011

Testaverde

Throwing an interception in a football game.

Look, he just pulled a Testaverde!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003