Teenagers

A creature that scares the living shit out of Gerard Way

MCR: "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less, as long as someone'll bleed."

by TheAwkwardDuckling October 4, 2015

Annoyed teenager

An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You don’t know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.

If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!

However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.

A great many questions arise

Is this shit for real? Is so…
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?

Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.

Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with it’s own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?

Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
“There she is thanos, right there*

by Factus deletus July 7, 2021

punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008

teenager

An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.

I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.

by Loxi July 20, 2009

dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.

Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!

by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008

punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.

those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.

by good guy 13 April 2, 2009

teenagerdumb

the time of your life(varies but usually the years between 13 and 19...can last a lifetime for certain individuals)when you know everything better than everyone, when you are invincible, infallible and immortal

her mother thought that with the passing of her daughter's 19th birthday, she would finally grow up and leave teenagerdumb

by snowcloud521 February 21, 2009