telefizzle

refers to television, as spoken by snoop dogg

everyone should watch snoop's new show, Doggy Fizzle Telefizzle

by snoop September 6, 2003

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

by Aldeberon Defosikifornia November 20, 2007

Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Telekiss

The act or process of asking or calling someone to tell them to kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

Telekissing can be weird sometimes.

We received some telekisses from our family relatives.

My extended family telekissed me.

Grandparents enjoy calling their children to tell them to telekiss their grandchildren for them.

by Asaad Khattab September 10, 2016

Telekillnesis

The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

Telekinutis

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind

"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis

by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019