Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.
by Mr.Bo-jakels April 19, 2009
Get the Tanner mug.a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."
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This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009
Get the Tanner Story mug.The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.
by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
Get the Oil tanker mug.A man's name of Turkish descent meaning "Warrior of the Dawn". A man possessing this name is usually characterized by an unreasonable amount of love for technology and fast food. A Taner can eat multiple buckets of KFC wings while watching SpaceX launching their rockets in space. In the end he still wouldn't be full and would order a jumbo Domino's pizza. Taner also likes to abuse alcohol and hit on everything that remotely resembles a girl, but he never does drugs.
-Wow, that guy just ordered 3 large meals for himself!
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
by Bellend_stroker February 16, 2018
Get the Taner mug.1. the act of performing auto erotic asphyxiation. 2. can also refer to the act of using one's hand to scoop and cup a woman's breast at a college party
1. I'm all about the California high, but I don't think I'm quite ready to tancer.
2. Last night I was at this party, and I told my buddy to go feel up this girl, and he totally tancered her. What a fucking idiot.
2. Last night I was at this party, and I told my buddy to go feel up this girl, and he totally tancered her. What a fucking idiot.
by scoopvictim March 3, 2011
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Get the blue tangerine mug.A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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