Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

tadpole

A derrogatory term for a Belgian. (Almost French, but not quite)

see frog

"Someone pinched my wallet in Antwerp! Fuckin' tadpoles!"

by Phuyuck '74 March 24, 2004

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003

taapes

Any audio cassette which contains a mix of songs, specifically made for you by a friend.

If the 'taape' has a title (preferably written with a biro) or celotaaaaaaape covering the holes to enable multiple recordings, then it is called a taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!

I'm going upstairs to listen to me taapes!

by Adave September 1, 2006

tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

by Shug1 December 24, 2008

Tadpole Bag

The scrotum aka nutsack. Contains two tadpole-generating testicles.

Related to: tadpole cannon

My tadpole bag was prepping to fill her toad hole later that night.

by makeitrayne March 14, 2011