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I have to return some video tapes
A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010
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anal tapestry
the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
anal tapestry by breakingbad December 27, 2012
dark lane demo tapes
Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”
dark lane demo tapes by Asexgod May 6, 2020
tapesbyleon
tapesbyleon by defnotjules June 29, 2021
Legone Tapes
The nickname given to NBA star forward LeBron James after confiscating the tapes of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on him at his own summer camp in 2009.
1st guy:
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?
2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?
2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"
Legone Tapes by RayRayMatti July 11, 2009
Bass Tapes
Bass Tapes refer to the old school cassette tapes from the late 80's and early 90's. These tapes predated CDs, and contained experimental bass-heavy music, think grandfather music to to Trap, Glitch and DubStep.
Remember that bumping car you drove from the 90's? Man, we'd bump from block to block with 18's in the back and bass tapes in the cassette player. Thumping the neighborhood.
Bass Tapes by sn0wn1nj4 April 9, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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