taapes 

Any audio cassette which contains a mix of songs, specifically made for you by a friend.

If the 'taape' has a title (preferably written with a biro) or celotaaaaaaape covering the holes to enable multiple recordings, then it is called a taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!

I'm going upstairs to listen to me taapes!

taapes by Adave September 1, 2006

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

anal tapestry 

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

anal tapestry by breakingbad December 27, 2012

dark lane demo tapes 

Drakes new 2020 album is fucking 🔥🔥

Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”

dark lane demo tapes by Asexgod May 6, 2020

tapesbyleon 

the best editor to ever exist

"have you seen tapesbyleon's new edit?"
"yeah is so cool"

tapesbyleon by defnotjules June 29, 2021

Legone Tapes 

The nickname given to NBA star forward LeBron James after confiscating the tapes of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on him at his own summer camp in 2009.

1st guy:
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?

2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"

Legone Tapes by RayRayMatti July 11, 2009

Bass Tapes 

Bass Tapes refer to the old school cassette tapes from the late 80's and early 90's. These tapes predated CDs, and contained experimental bass-heavy music, think grandfather music to to Trap, Glitch and DubStep.

Remember that bumping car you drove from the 90's? Man, we'd bump from block to block with 18's in the back and bass tapes in the cassette player. Thumping the neighborhood.

Bass Tapes by sn0wn1nj4 April 9, 2014