Tarft

A fart that can't escape due to a turd blocking the exit, thus creating an airlock and sometimes severe stomach pain.

Man! My stomach hurts so bad cause I can't get the Tarft out.

by Negative_Chaos February 25, 2009

TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

TARF

It is the act, object, place, meaning, and way of life of Tarfing.

ex.DUDE you just tarfed on my face.

ex. That uniform is soooooo Tarf.

person 1. Dude are you ok?
person 2. Na dude she tarfed me.

ex. I really need to get a tarf today.

by The TARF December 2, 2014

titty tarf

fart of the tits, dust comes flying out the nipples, smells like nachos and ranchero sauce on mexicans, and cucumber melon on clean white chix

did you just titty tarf in my face?

by tashinky August 11, 2009

tarf

forceful rancid fart

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

tward

One who is obsessed with their twitter.

Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.

by KennyDigital July 18, 2010

Twart

'vagina art' Originally inspired by #1l

A paint brush, a sick mind, and a gullable female = twart

by sajj May 28, 2006