Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015

Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.

Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?

by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019