Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

Polish Top Hat

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).

I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.

by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012

top hat

to get some really nice head

Your bitch gave me good top hat.

by LampShade October 13, 2012

Topcat

He tries to be a friend of Fazzer, but everything he says just backfires in his face. Can't get a life, can't get a girl.

Dude, Topcat is a biatch!

by Everyone who's met him August 22, 2003

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011

purple top hat

A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.

"Get those pigmys of my tophat"

by William March 31, 2004

topwater craw daddy

Something often yelled while preparing for a fishing trip that will probably suck.

"Topwater craw daddy!" Logan yelled before boarding the canoe for yet another sucky fishing trip.

by mitchthugdaddy July 31, 2009