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Timbo

A timbo is a sexual position unparalleled in greatness. It occurs when a man is lying down on a bed and a woman mounts his member. She then places a firm grip on an above-hanging ceiling fan, as the fan spins, the woman will spin also. She maintains intercourse while spinning, which causes extreme pleasure for both parties.
Yo me and my girl were going at it all night long. I hit that shit doggy style, missionary, but when she grabbed that ceiling fan for the timbo, I couldn't hold back and popped right in that.
by Body-T April 20, 2006
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timbos

man when we was runnin from the cops my timbos felt like air nikes on me.
by x August 24, 2004
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Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body
Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"
by bobspike May 20, 2014
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got the dibs on the tibs

The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.
Don't worry, bro, I got this, I got the dibs on the tibs.
by BadMoscowMofo August 10, 2019
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Timberland

Timberland is an outdoor clothing manufacturer/retailer. Not to be confused with, record producer, singer-songwriter, actor, musician and rapper, Timbaland!
by threeohthreeftw September 18, 2010
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screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
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justin timberlake

a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar

He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?

Loser:...
by Rae Rae October 9, 2006
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