ancient technology

any piece of tech dated before 2012
-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"
by TheDannyG March 31, 2023
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technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.
by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018
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Technological Courage

When People Who Wouldn't Talk Trash To Someone's Face Say Things About Them Over The Internet.
Jack: "Did You Ask Joe If He Really Said All That Stuff About You?"

Johnny: Yeah, He Said He Doesn't Have A Problem With Me, Even After I Cussed Him Out, He's Scared.

Jack: What About All That Stuff He Posted On Facebook? He Wasn't Scared Then.

Johnny: That's What We Call Technological Courage.
by Boobear101693 February 28, 2011
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black technology

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology…
by Enlightened idiot February 22, 2022
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Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"
"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"
by user182737489 October 23, 2019
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technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
by Derp'zy Entertainment Official January 27, 2016
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Vitesco Technologies

Vitesco Technologies is a leading international developer and manufacturer of state-of-the-art powertrain technologies for sustainable mobility.

Almost 40,000 employees at around 50 locations worldwide are dedicated to the goal of playing a leading role in the electrification of vehicles. Their values passionate, partnering and pioneering, make them electrified.

With its pioneering spirit, Vitesco Technologies is powering clean mobility.
"How was your date yesterday?"

"Great, he seems to be very passionate, partnering and pioneering."

"Wow sounds like a Vitesco Technologies employee."
by Vitesco Technologies December 06, 2021
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