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Taylor University

A mystical university in the middle of a cornfield. The Narnia (haha C.S. Lewis) of Indiana, where melons and gourds are worshiped, everyone gets married after 1 date, and dancing is strictly forbidden. The basketball team has fans show up for only one game a year, and the most popular dorms have no AC. Everyone is obsessed with "intentional community" and will go to Wendys at literally any time.
There are men carrying golf clubs and wearing polos marching around a dorm 7 times, waiting for it to collapse? That must be Taylor University.
by BishopWilliamTaylor November 18, 2021
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taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE
by the party don’t start October 22, 2020
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Kim Exposed Taylor Party

An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"

What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.

Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.

Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.
Not only is there a Kim Exposed Taylor Party, but there's also a Selena Gomez Is Over Party. This whole thing is lit as fuckkkkk
by courtney3567 July 18, 2016
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Taylor-Ruth

Taylor-Ruth is the Hanging Rock Comics chick from tumblr. She's known for big glasses, a side braid, jean shorts, and band tees. But lately she's been branching out into velvet dresses.

She's pretty cool, sometimes she's a little annoying. But she's well spoken, funny, hot, and makes awesome comics.

Her comics are about teen angst, like Daria for a new generation. They're very popular on tumblr and she's gotten a pretty big fan base.
"Wow did you see Taylor-Ruth's latest comic?"
"Yeah I know, total gpoy. She's in my mind."
by bangbang973 December 5, 2011
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Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
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taylor guitar

A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.
Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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taylor logic

Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.
"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."
by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013
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