Buster Sword

A gigantic sword used by Cloud in FF7. Cloud became so popular that he was also in Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Ultimate Video Game Fighting, and 8-Bit Theatre. Afterwards, he settled down in the Porn Industry, creating many Hentais such as Cut Little. The sword itself is huge. really Fucking huge. "I can't believe he can hold that" huge. It's big enough to bust stuff, hence the name. Why are you still reading this? That sword was big as hell! It was as big as a Dreadnought.

"Look at that Buster Sword, it'f really fucking huge."

by -The Omega Master December 18, 2004

Skyward Sword

Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.

"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."

by graandmamamama December 31, 2011

pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 17, 2009

Fuck Sword

A Penis.

I unleashed my fuck sword on her last night.

by K-Noodle October 25, 2009

Potassium sword

A meme version of a banana or just to make bananas sound cooler

Griffen: I ate this banana last nigh it was fucking amazing
Elijah: you mean potassium sword you cunt

by Kent52203 March 20, 2017

Eff Sword

a) an exclamation used when one is flustered and/or upset

b) a sword that is peerless in comparison to other weapons like it

"I just failed 3 tests and got by butt wrecked in Call of Duty... Eff sword!"

"I bought an eff sword at the medieval weapons show

by grouchomarxx December 14, 2010

Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010