Swelladickalitus

Medical condition where the male penis swells up. Only known treatments are a strong dose of blowjobicillian or soaking it insideher. Sometimes it takes multiple doses to reach a temporary remission.

Man I’m having a relapse of swelladickalitus!

by Dr. Booty M.D. December 18, 2017

Swalla

swallow...otherwise known as a female swallowing a male's cum or semen

baby swalla it.

by Nightmare-Hentai February 6, 2020

swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

swallabingbing

swallabingbing

mate that is so swallabingbing

by rattyboy34 November 3, 2022

Mega swella

A advance version of big swella it means a large swollen horse like penis

Have you heard he has a mega swella

by Mr.realnigga October 28, 2020

Swollen Snug

Swollen snug is best described as easy pussy. Synonyms include sluts, whores, chicken heads, etc.

Guys, we seriously need to get some swollen snug out here to party.

by Collodous August 2, 2009

get your swoll on

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

by Kornel West January 9, 2011