Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009

swiker

A person whos brain is so fried from doing drugs,he has no idea what planet he is on.

You better stop doing drugs or you will end up like swiker.

by nitetrain July 26, 2016

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!

Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!

by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

by Me August 16, 2003

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

Swiper

The fox from the kids show Dora the Explorer. This weird fox continuously stalks young Dora and her monkey companion Boots in their travels.

This show has so much questionable content. Jesus. What they have the kids watching these days.

by Leiko October 7, 2004