swishers

blunts

got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt

by pothead420 September 10, 2003

swish

swish is this old dirty shitty tasteing homemade fucking liquor. that you oh can barely get her into ya. but my fuck does it ever get ya some drunk.

i got drunk on da swish and got fucked over.

swish comes from the bottom of liquor barrel.

by jonathan l hart August 19, 2008

swisha house

real music to listen to if you like underground rap that's screwed

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.

That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.

Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.

by Rude Dude December 26, 2003

merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.

Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."

by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012