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surfin' bird

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
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surfin' bird
by Boborian December 9, 2008
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Cooch Surfing

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.
Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.
by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010
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Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
by Spartacusss February 18, 2009
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Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
by AZIMAN March 4, 2017
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surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.
"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."
by elfrijolito September 20, 2017
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spy surfing

Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.
I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.
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cop surfing

The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.
Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.
by wstellar August 1, 2010
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