smag

An abbreviation for "small Asian girl"

After performing a trend analysis, I realized I only date smags.

by intosmags March 12, 2011

shmaggin

confused, not knowing what you're talking about. saying stupid things.

yo that teacher be shmaggin us!

by omg34567 April 7, 2009

Shmagle

1.. A cigarette..When Bummed off another person...

Stewart..Can I plz have a shmagle Im going through nicotene withdrawl..
2.... That Greedy fuck Bejamin wouldnt throw me a shmagle when I was drunk so I slapped him in the face...twice.....

by Herbieflyfly January 26, 2009

Shmaggle-baggle

A word that replaces any action.

I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Smagel

1. Showing dissappointment or pessimism.

Also smageler/ Smageling/ Smagels

2. To spread cream cheese over.

Ex. -Please, stop smageling the situation.

-She's our classes number one smaggeler.

-I got really hungry when he started

to smagel his bagel in first period.

by Chris in Fifth. February 25, 2011

shmaglocked

intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one's mouth. Sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)

I did 16 speedballs before I went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

smagur

A Huge Horse like cock

Damn that dude's has a smagur

by Bamasmith June 16, 2013