Monglonification

(noun) the act of rendering someone(thing) a monglonic mongloid.

Synonym - retardify

Drinking an entire fifth of Vodka normally results in monglonification.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Monglonically

(adverb) to act in a mongloid-esque manner.

synonym - retardly

He monglonically stumbled home after beer-bonging a boilermaker.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Swampdonkification

(noun) the act of rendering someone a swamp donkey.

synonym - monglonification

Getting her face bitten off by a chimpanzee resulted in her swampdonkification.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

shmaglocked

intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one's mouth. Sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)

I did 16 speedballs before I went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011