Definitions by Slangslinger88

Monglonically 

(adverb) to act in a mongloid-esque manner.

synonym - retardly

He monglonically stumbled home after beer-bonging a boilermaker.

Monglonically by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Monglonification

(noun) the act of rendering someone(thing) a monglonic mongloid.

Synonym - retardify

Drinking an entire fifth of Vodka normally results in monglonification.

Monglonification by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Swampdonkification 

(noun) the act of rendering someone a swamp donkey.

synonym - monglonification

Getting her face bitten off by a chimpanzee resulted in her swampdonkification.

Swampdonkification by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

shmaglocked 

intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one's mouth. Sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)

I did 16 speedballs before I went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

shmaglocked by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011