Schadenfriending

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

Such a Mum

When a person, usually a woman, acts too motherly towards you or other people

"I was cooking today when I forgot to put the thingymabob in the oven" says Nancy. "Ugh Nancy, your such a mum!" Says Bryan

by 1jenna111 August 18, 2013

Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015

schaab

Schaab the last name of the most handsome and kind person you will ever meet. You don't want to pass up a man like this, he's always caring for others and would do anything for a girl. Listens to you, respects and is hilarious

Damn that's Schaab over there whoever gets him is so lucky

by Soccerballer675 February 28, 2018

Sachait

a Sachait is a buttcrack with extended pubic hair sticking out.
Causes of Sachaiting : loose pants, no belt

Check out Gilbert's sachait!
If you wear loose pants, you are bound to sachait.
Hey man, it's high time you sachaiting.

by Hardly Davidson October 31, 2019

Such a Kole-slaw Sam

A sexy sexy man with a distinct woman fettish.

Kole is derived from the meaning of the word kole, which means (to) kole. Meaning its meaning is relative and is selective depending on who you ask. However, being referenced to as a Kole slaw Sam is possibly the worst insult one could imagine, and should only be spoken in dire circumstances. Such as said right after being slapped with a distinctly raw fish.

That one is Such a Kole-slaw Sam, though he may be sexy, has yet to speak to a member of the female species since quarantine.

by Cole-kun May 9, 2021

schadenfreude

it's that good feeling when you see your enemy fall down the stairs and be crippled forever knowing that you put the marbles and that he knows but there's no evidence and after that he just dies with still no evidence of you being there

Bob -hey what's your favorite feeling
aibohphobiac dude -*pushes bob down the stairs* schadenfreude

by fake name#0000000000000000 July 5, 2023