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String Cheese Load

When a guy's cum is so thick it squirts out of his uretha like string cheese upping the sensation of his orgasm. A string cheese load often remains in the uretha forcing the male to have to urinate to clear his pipes.
Dude, I shot a String Cheese Load in Vivian's pussy last night. That shit was so thick and greasey, I bet it is still nesting in her labia flaps today.
by beebers76 December 20, 2008
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Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
by ChiGal November 2, 2008
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Shrina

An insane girl who loves to fight but has an amazing sense of humor and is loved by many people. She is beautiful and has a smile that lights up a room. She is someone you can count on for anything.
Where did those scratches come from?
SHRINA!
by therealperson4567 March 1, 2009
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stringer

A term for a birdwatcher who regularly fabricates sightings of (usually rare) birds, or purposefully misidentifies common species as rare ones (often for attention).
do you think steve really saw that white gyrfalcon?
No, we all know Steve is a stringer.
by Hepatic tanager August 20, 2020
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g string

A form of underwear for women. Risky in the sense that some women who wear it shouldn't. Consists of an ass string and a very thin frontal portion. Worn on the right women, it is extremely sexy.
Look at that ho, she's wearing a g-string. god damn! Ass floss! Yay!
by Beowulf June 26, 2003
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shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor
1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink
by mattyo November 14, 2003
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shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature
Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!
by lisagirl April 7, 2003
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