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A company in Beaverton, Oregon that was acquired by Solectron, famous for making up reasons for canning people. A great deal of people got their foot in the door of the tech industry by starting as a call center slob at Stream International.
"Dude I got canned from Stream today." "I guess you should try Pinkerton then."
by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004
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Ego-streaming

Someone who streams for the sole purpose of gaining attention or to socially probe people to look at their stream, usually performed on Discord.
"Yeah, this dude just started ego-streaming as soon as he joined the call"
by Rahker August 25, 2022
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weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.
Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*
by Comikal February 9, 2009
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Dragon Stream

When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.

Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
by oneordinarylife February 24, 2009
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a grant streater

Grant Streater(model, bodyboarder, Fashion icon, dj, all round cool ball sack) a name famous for body boarding and neon blonde hair however most recently has become a household name throughout Australia, its meaning may come from one person however it stems to an entire generation of tight jean wearing, blonde fringe, crazy hand action limp wrist kids. just your average homeboys.
used when walking past in the cross, or newport arms "oh there goes a bunch of grant streaters", or when someone is so cool and good looking they are "a grant streater", Also used when there are four or more in a car at one time they are said to be "streetsharking"
grant streater is also slang for pitta bread
"could i get the beef and cheese grant streater"
by Anonamous 200 April 7, 2009
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Fortnite Streamers

The fattest cocks you will ever see on the internet. They are all virgins and have never gotten a girlfriend in their lives. One includes the famous Fortnite streamer ninja.
Jim: Wow, these fortnite streamers are giant virgins.
Timmy: You're right, this guy Ninja is a massive virgin.
by LigmaFatPenis September 29, 2018
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Crossing Streams

When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay
One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!

Another: But can we do it again?
by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010
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