We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.
by Bob Caron March 13, 2008
Get the spitzer mug.After a weekend of drinking beer, eating all those chilli dogs, poutine, and whatever else came in contact with your lips, shitzilla is what attacks you (usually on sunday evening) when you tremble as you approach the toilet.
"Oh man, Shitzilla's on the prowl, can you hear him growling?"
"*Whew* Shitzilla really took a round out of me that time"
"*Whew* Shitzilla really took a round out of me that time"
by choda84 April 27, 2006
Get the shitzilla mug.Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.
Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.
by James McGlennen August 25, 2007
Get the Shitzer mug.If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008
Get the Spitzer mug.When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010
Get the Phone skitzophrenic mug.someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009
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