The kind of guy you just want to beat the shit out of. His girlfriends name is definitely Riley and not the pornstar. He can’t hold an erection and boner pills no longer work for him. He’s the loudest guy at the party and will most likely hit on your father.
by Average Willy Wilson February 25, 2022

A beast at everything. Can't contain him, he's just a wild guy with a wild imagination that can run fast. He will go places (especially on his feet) and he is such a loyal and committed guy. Overall would rate 11/10 and to top it all off he has the biggest muscles ever.
by jackverman October 1, 2017

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

An amazing footballer, brown hair, brown eyes, half shaved head, Doberman pinscher, and an excessive love for geckos.
Did you hear about that AMAZING goal that Lucie Stewart scored!? Apparently she carries her gecko in her BAG!
by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 1, 2022

A cool NASCAR driver. I don't care what **OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS** Gordo fans think of him. He is the best NASCAR Driver alive. And we're going to keep supporting him even if he makes "stupid mistakes".
by Random Letters April 10, 2006

by Ginger nigga March 5, 2015
