Jelly ,

I love petroleum jelly 🤤

Boy A: What’s that creamy goodness in your mouth?
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.

by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 18, 2022

Lucie Stewart

An amazing footballer, brown hair, brown eyes, half shaved head, Doberman pinscher, and an excessive love for geckos.

Did you hear about that AMAZING goal that Lucie Stewart scored!? Apparently she carries her gecko in her BAG!

by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 01, 2022

Nieve Wick

A sexy motherfucka, best footballer ever, a dog named Buddy (sexy as) and has a love for squashing fruits in a blue plastic bag. Also has a beautiful (real) fairy account with friends.

Did you hear about Nieve Wick escaping from the fairy hunters? Nieve Wick has such nice teeth!

by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 10, 2022