Squimpshie

Something that is cute and squishy

“Omg, you’re face is so squimpshie!”

by Scrimbaloo April 25, 2024

Squamish of Vancouver Island

What Duncan BC is becoming. When you can’t afford Victoria which is basically the Vancouver of Vancouver Island, you buy in Duncan so you can at least own without going broke. The people of Duncan have the Squamish vibe so it’s definitely fitting.

Adam: dear god Duncan is becoming the Squamish of Vancouver Island

Nate: I can't believe that I can't believe it, but I really can't believe it.

by Twunk102 March 1, 2026

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

by redd is dead October 17, 2020

Logical Skirmish

A heated exchange focused entirely on meta‑logical issues—whether an argument is fallacious, whether a leap is justified, whether a definition is correct—rather than on the original topic. In a Logical Skirmish, participants abandon substance to fight over procedure, often escalating into personal attacks about each other’s reasoning abilities. The skirmish can last indefinitely because there is no neutral arbiter of logic; each side believes their own application of logical rules is correct. The original question is forgotten, and the battle becomes about who is “more logical.”

Example: “They spent two hours arguing about whether his analogy was a false equivalence. The original debate about healthcare policy never resumed. Logical Skirmish, fighting over tools instead of using them.”

by Abzugal April 3, 2026

Logical Border Skirmish

A more severe and hostile form of Logical Border Control, where participants actively attack each other’s reasoning with accusations of fallacies, leaps, and irrationality. Instead of merely inspecting arguments, they fire volleys of “that’s a straw man,” “ad hominem,” “false equivalence,” often incorrectly or out of context. The skirmish escalates quickly into a meta‑debate about the debate itself, with each side claiming the other has violated logical protocol. The original topic is abandoned as participants fight over who is allowed to speak and under what rules.

Example: “Within five comments, they were arguing about what counts as a fallacy, not about the policy - Logical Border Skirmish, where the battle over logic replaced the original discussion.”

by Abzugal April 3, 2026