sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.

"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"

by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022

Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace

l l
___ Jeff lives at floor squash

by friend_of_shep April 8, 2022

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019