sudgey

An adjective to be used to substitute for the overly used word "sucky", and in the same context that one might use "sucky".

When hearing a negative story, or situation, if a subtle form of empathy should be employed (as opposed to more tragic circumstances that call for empathy of a more serious tone), sudgey is your word.

Friend: "My goo missed her period this month."
You:"Sorry, man--that's sudgey. Hope you're not baking any surprise babies."

by Wadagascar August 16, 2009

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Sludgemuffin

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.

"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."

by wutt. December 31, 2013

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

by mel p November 30, 2004

diaper sludge

DURING ADULT DIAPERING SCENARIOS, A COMMON OCCURENCE IS DIAPER SLUDGE, A LARGE BOWEL MOVEMENT USUALLY BY A SUBJECT WITH A BOWEL DISORDER, LEFT IN A FLIMSY DIAPER. LEAVING A RATHER FOUL SMELLING MESS.

MAID "OH FUCK!, I HATE CLEANING UP AFTER THESE DIAPER SLUDGES LEAVE"
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by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005