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douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."

2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!

3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
by Finnster13 January 24, 2018
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spotter

A military term for some one who sits and waits (usually fairly concealed) for something notable to come along and then informs the rest of his group.

A spotter also spots targets for a gunner (for instance on artillery) they will give distance and position information to the gunner so targets can be neutralized quicker.
Spotter: Enemy on ridge 3 o'clock 500m!
Gunner: Sighted
*boom*
by xfire January 21, 2008
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That Spontormun was so terrible!!
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Beyonce is SpottieOttieDopaliscious
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poser-spotter

one who has an eye for spotting posers.
if you notice someone is a poser, you are a "poser-spotter"
by poser-spotter October 12, 2003
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spook spotting

when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations.
Robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin' there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn't anything there!!!
by BLeH April 12, 2003
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celebrity spotting

A fun game to play in which friends compete to point out which people in a crowd look the most like a famous or not-so-famous celebrity. Any celebrity spotting must be verified by a simple majority of the group to count. Male celebrities are worth 1 point, female celebrities are worth 2 points because they're far more difficult. Two of the rarest celebrity lookalikes to spot include Screech and Charles Bronson.
KL: Hey kid, that guy over there looks just like Jake Busey, who you might remember as Muldoon in the Stoned Age.

KW: Sweet celebrity spotting, bro-seph!! That's almost as good as my Charles Bronson spotting last week.
by Karl L August 29, 2006
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